Borrowed this from a friend--hope you enjoy it. Blame my friend if you don't like it.

[Sycamore Proud]

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Indiana:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana. If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana.

 

[KAPat1865]

So True! This has been all over facebook in the last few days and im sick of reading it! But it is funny

 

[Eleven]

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Indiana:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana. If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana.

Most of these are certainly true.. Most of them apply to me even... but 10 degrees is freaking cold - ESPECIALLY with the wind in Indiana.. but it's not Chicago cold!

 

[4Q_iu]

Most of these are certainly true.. Most of them apply to me even... but 10 degrees is freaking cold - ESPECIALLY with the wind in Indiana.. but it's not Chicago cold!

Most also apply to anyone living in the Midwest and/or rural areas.

Indiana is special just not in all of the ways that Foxworthy mentioned

 

[sycamore51]

A lot of it doesn't apply to us here in deep south Indiana. I'd be afraid to read the Kentucky version, that might hit closer to home.

 

[nwi stater]

Amen to that, We, in da region, get thet crappy lake effect crapola and get several inches of snow and cold!!!