If EIU or other schools failed to provide Peanut Butter, a variety of dairy butters, a plethora of jams, jellies and marmalades in the cafeterias or training tables of the variety of "student" athletes, bribing them with wagonloads of dark money via NIL collectives is a sh*t solution.
Tell everyone how many other ISU athletes you lived with off-campus? Tell everyone that you spent every dime of your ISU provided Room and Board $$$ on your room and board...
I'll "hang-up" and wait for an answer.