Beer theories

[Chief_Quabachi]

Beer Theories

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
Look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better
to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver." .... Babe Ruth
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
............. Lyndon B. Johnson
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
........... Paul Horning
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
.............. H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ......... George Bernard Shaw

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
......... Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ....... Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
................ W. C. Fields

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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
......... Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can!
.......... Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his
buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."

 

[Eleven]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ......... Benjamin Franklin

My favorite beer quote of all time.

 

[SycfromBirth]

I'm sure it's been said by many, and I don't know who to credit it to, but----

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."

 

[BankShot]

The W.C. Fields quote was always prominent around the ol' 70's Theta Chi House, especially after midnight and no strikes! Then it was off to either Waffle House, IHOP or the Cottage Inn to sample the leftovers.

 

[SycamoreBlue3209]

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."

Now that's that's a darn good quote!!

 

[SycamoreStateofMind]

The W.C. Fields quote was always prominent around the ol' 70's Theta Chi House, especially after midnight and no strikes! Then it was off to either Waffle House, IHOP or the Cottage Inn to sample the leftovers.

Nuthing like ex-frat guys bragging about, well bragging about I'm not sure on a public forum.

 

[SycamoreinTexas]

Biggest bandwagon fans on campus are the fraternities!

 

[UnkaDunk]

"Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer J. Simpson

 

[KAPat1865]

Biggest bandwagon fans on campus are the fraternities!

Don't try to turn this into a Fraternity pissing match.. Thank You. Goodnight!

 

[BankShot]

Don't try to turn this into a Fraternity pissing match.. Thank You. Goodnight!

No doubt...usually the only ones bitching are the one's that MISSED the action and were locked in their dorm rooms manicuring their callouses!

 

[XTreeXC]

Not sure how this thread got started in the basketball forum, but I'll chime in with a few of my favorites:

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” - Mark Twain

 

[Gotta Hav]

Biggest bandwagon fans on campus are the fraternities!

And bandwagon fans are a bad thing?

And all along I thought it was the sororities, and AARP Card Carrying Seniors in TH who were the biggest ISU bandwagon fans. Go figure.

Also, since you have first hand knowledge of the fraternity bandwagoneers, can you share with the rest of us the names of those Greek organizations, and how many from each fraternal organzation are bandwagoneers?

I would like to tell them thanks!!!

 

[BankShot]

Must be a bitch to be an AARP member and a Greek, especially around Homecoming.
Can ya imagine coming back with Alzheimers, and drinking beer at the Bally with the WRONG fraternity/sorority? Do ya think anyone would really give a shit as long as the stories are GOOD?

 

[Bluethunder]

Beer Theories

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
......... Benjamin Franklin


Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I am pretty sure Ben Franklin actually said Wine was proof, not beer. Many of our Founding Fathers had vineyards and enjoyed making wine.

 

[tkemmerer14]

not to start something here, but greek life is another reason to not get to know people outside of your own circle and make judgments about people you've never met. I say go solo baby.

 

[Bally #50]

Like any choice, there are two sides to the argument (decision). In my opinion, there is nothing wrong with Greek life and there is absolutely nothing wrong with being "independent". Let's not use this forum to debate the pros and cons of that issue. This is a sports forum. Personally, my decision to go Greek has altered my life completely and I am not too sure that living in Rhoads Hall would have done that. That's ME speaking, though. But many of my long-term friendships at Indiana State are not affiliated. Who cares? It is a personal thing and what works for one, may not work for another. That said, we all love beer and that is what this thread was all about. I'd say we make this a "last call" and quit yapping about this whole who's Greek, who's non-Greek thing. It's pointless and not relevant here.