I love how their response to him/her is "at least we don't have to live in Mayberry, Indiana".
It's funny because Mayberry is the literal idealized version of the American dream. If you had the choice to raise your kids in Mayberry or Saint Louis, nobody would willingly choose to live in "the Lou"
I know some of the folks on here love STL, but I've been to almost every major city in America and the only one I've ever not felt safe walking at night was there. Only place I felt more uncomfortable was back in the early 2000's when I had to go to a satellite campus for my job in Gary and the lady I was working with told me I needed to be out of the area by sundown.